I spent my first two hours reading a book whilst lounging on a hammock, because the whole tourist section of the island is just 400 meters of beach. I did however decide to go for a wander and found a secluded trail behind the far end of the beach. I didn't think I would stumble upon anything exciting, but after finishing the trail and finding another beach, I noticed that the far side of the beach was covered in black rocks. As I enjoy a little adventure, I decided to hike through the rocks and what I found on the other side was absolutely beautiful. There were trees growing directly out of the rocks, their roots mixed amongst the rubble and stretching towards the ocean. Never in my life would I have pictured something so amazing, but that's the most amazing thing about this planet; No matter what you imagine, it always holds something even more wonderful.
Some views are so beautiful they are beyond imagination... not unlike the view I see when I look into a reflective body of water |
My roots have grown but I don't know where they are... |
This rock looks a little fishy :p |
When I was eight, I was learning that you're not supposed to put popcorn seeds up your nose, this kid is climbing coconut trees with a rope attached to him |
Suffice it to say, I had seen all of Kep in a day and couldn't see myself staying there for 5 more days, which was the amount of time I had remaining before my Vietnam Visa started. Thus I decided to head back to Kampot and see if they had any homestay options, if not, I knew there were at least ATMs, delicious food options, and guest houses along the river where I could have some peaceful downtime to reflect on where my life went wrong and why I keep putting off writing. Perhaps it's because it's an insane bet. No one makes it as a writer, logically I have no chance of making it; I'm destined to fail. But then again, if I did make it...I'd never have to work in a real job again and that would be the greatest gift I've ever received. Suffice it to say I spent my last 4 days in Cambodia in a Bungalow along the river. I worked out everyday in my quest for a six pack, realized I only have the physical endurance to ride a bike for seven minutes and and twenty eight seconds, and subsequently realized I could only swim for 43 seconds when I hopped in the river to cool off.
My life is shit |
Best statue ever...This is basically as close as I get to a naked woman |
I don't understand the confusion, because why would the same bus go across the border? That would mean the drivers would have to constantly pass through immigration, do vehicle searches, etc. It seems logical to assume you're switching to a bus run by a partner company in the next country. Their phones got sent across the border via another group, thirty minutes later, so it was no big deal, but still; When they say take all your bags across the border...why would you leave your phone? Don't yell at someone else about how they messed up when you made a mistake, that's not cool.
We were taken to a central minibus office in Ha Tien, where everyone got transferred to their final destination. I ended up making friends with a French couple, so we ended up at the same hostel and grabbed dinner together. The Vietnamese people are also super nice, quite like the Khmer people, though they are a little more blunt in their business dealings versus being laid back and making a lot of jokes like their Cambodian counterparts.
I woke up at 5 am to catch the sunrise during the floating market tour. I was expecting some ships to be flowing in the waters, kind I like the floating villages but it was just a crap ton if boats packed with fruits and vegetables. Smaller boats would come up and offer you sandwiches or coffee as you waded through the unknown.
Mekong Delta Sunrise |
Floating petrol station! |
The Floating Market |
Coffee, sandwich, soup, and noodle boats are scattered about |
I only went to can tho to see those markets, so after my boat got back at 9 am, I made my plans to take a bus to go chi Minh (Saigon) later that afternoon. During my downtime I did some shopping... Back in the States, when you see something is made in Vietnam, you assume it's a cheap piece of shit...well imagine buying said item in Vietnam and it's actually worse. I purchased a memory card reader for my camera and two pairs of headphones... Out of those three items, only one pair of headphones worked and even that was partial. $5 down the drain, once again my wallet reeling in pain.
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a grasshopper or what, but it looks cool |
Our boat got stuck 3 times due to the motor getting tangled up in garbage. Asia needs a pollution revolution. |
I don't know why, but I love this picture...What's this guy's story? |
I'm floating down a river. Will I ever make it back to shore or will I drift into the unknown? |
Maybe we can meet again further down the river to share what we've both discovered... and revel in the view. |
I was a little let down to be honest. We had to drive over two hours to get there, with a mandatory stop at a handicapped art place, trying to pry open your wallets by preying on your pity. Upon arriving to Cu Chi, your tour isn't actually in the tunnels, rather you walk above ground and get shown various kill traps, hiding areas, and other innovations around the tunnels. Some of the content was pretty interesting and the tunnels were very intelligently made, but the area was just packed full of tourists and every tour guide was shouting louder than the next, so it was hard to focus.
You only go through the actual tunnels for about a minute and it's a touristy portion that has been expanded so tourists can fit through more comfortably. The expanded section was still a tight squeeze for me and I'm pretty scrawny, so I can't even imagine how the hell they lived there for so long. After the tour ends you get a piece of boiled tapioca and shot of tea, before being herded back to the bus. So all in all it's like 4.5 hours of travel to spend 89 minutes outside the tunnels and 1 minute in them.
Hidden opening from the tunnels |
Whenever I see this I just hear Data from The Goonies yelling, "Booby Trap!" |
Feeling claustrophobic? |
Not all of my views are amazing....but if everything was amazing, you wouldn't appreciate it |
Vietnam's version of a mobile home |
Random GoPros
Whenever I'm on a beach, I just start thinking...If I ever move somewhere without a beach again, I will kick the living shit out of me |
It's absolutely amazing, all the trees growing up through the rocky shore |
I'm looking to the sky to save me, looking for a sign of life, I'll make my way back home when I learn to fly... |
Me and my crab...well one of them at least...Wait, what?!?!?! (Just to clarify, I'm 11% sure I don't have crabs) |
The local market, imagine an entire block being inside a giant shipping container filled with cheap goods...Those are the places I can afford |
chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim cheroo, good luck will rub off when I shake hands with you... or blow me a kiss and that's lucky too ;) |
All the boats have tires on the side to help ease collisions, glad to see there's proper safety measures in place |
Eyes on his whittling creation, thighs controlling the direction of the boat...poo filling my pants |
BOATS is the best acronym to describe my blog...Based On A True Story |
Death Door Trap...Once big bro meets me in Korea I'll be tripping him into one of these...The life insurance policy I have in his name is substantial |
Chinatown shopping center, where everyone is in everyone else's way |
The mean streets of Saigon |
I've also made it through a surprising number of books in the past few months, due to all my downtime on islands.
- His Holiness The Dalai Lama and Howard Cutler's The Art of Happiness - The Dalai Lama's Buddhist belief is that the entire purpose of your life is to be happy. I highly recommend it to anyone, it really is enlightening.
- John Milton's Paradise Lost - Worst book I've ever read in my life. I'd rather spend an eternity listening to Justin Bieber on repeat than read a single page of this book ever again.
- Sunzi's The Art of War - There's some cool stories in the book, but why do people brag about reading it? Do you really need to know how to ambush a legion of Chinese pikemen from 500 B.C.? Unless you get thrown into some sort of Bill and Ted's excellent adventure or gun a DeLorean to 88...Probably not.
- Jules Verne's A Journey to the Center of the Earth - Love the imagination, hate what a whiny bitch the protagonist is. If I met him in real life, I'd karate chop him in the throat just so I didn't have to listen to him speak.
- Robert Jordan/Brandon Sanderson's - A Memory of Light - Book 14 of the nerdiest series I've ever read. I didn't even care anymore, I just wanted it to end.
- Aesop's Fables - I wish I could memorize all of these, brilliant one paragraph stories with amazing morals. I recommend reading these on your phone whilst in the restroom. If you don't do anything in there, that's just time you're not getting back, might as well learn something.
- Mark Twain's On the Art of Decay of Lying - Turns out this wasn't even a book, it was like two pages. Perfect for my reading level and attention span.
- Brandon Sanderson's - Steelheart - A book based in futuristic Chicago, but some people have super powers. Pretty good, Audible recommended it as their audiobook of the year
- Brandon Sanderson's - Warbreaker - I had credits for Audible books, so I chose this since it was like 30 hours long, which is great for long bus rides.
- Oliver Potzsch's The Dark Monk - Book two in a series about a 1600s Bavarian hangman, entertaining but a bit predictable
- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche's Thus Spake Zarathustra - One of the craziest books I've ever read, but absolutely amazing quotes and wordplay. He's like a talented and successful version of me. Will definitely read more Nietzsche
Currently reading:
- Homer's The Odyssey - I loved the Illiad, so hopefully this is just as good
- Bill Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything - Probably one of the most fascinating books I've picked up. It explains the complexities of the universe in a simple and humorous way.
- Hamilton Wright Mabie's Fairy Tales Every Child Should Know - I'm basically a big little kid, so I'm loving this.
- Henry David Thoreau's Walden - I'm three pages in and already want to stab my eyes out
- George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) Book 6.
- Joe Nesbo's Harry Hole series - Mystery novels revolving around a genius cop
- Douglas Preston and Lee Child's Pendergast series - Mystery novels revolving around an albino Sherlock Holmes
- Robert Galbraith's The Silkworm - Pseudonym for J.K. Rowling - I will read anything that woman writes, because without her I probably wouldn't ever read or understand what it means to have an imagination. She sued the publishers for releasing information that she was the true author of the first book and donated all the money to charity, plus she gives a portion of the book's revenue to charity as well. Such a lovely lady, one of my heros
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