Sunday, September 25, 2016

Camping and the Loch Ness Monster

Traveling can become quite expensive after a while, so Sarah and I decided to cut back on our budget and switch to camping in the UK!  Our first destination was Isle of Wight, which is off the southern coast of England.  We decided to head to Southampton first as it is one of two main hubs, along with Portsmouth, to get to the island.  After taking the national express bus to Southampton for nine quid each, we crashed for a night using Sarah's Hilton points and then spent the morning exploring the area.  

We decided to take a local bus out to Netley Abbey, since we had free entrance with our English Heritage passes.  After the Abbey, we used our passes again, but this time in the city center, where they have randomly chosen to preserve and old merchant's house.  Outside of using our passes we also roamed around the town a bit and found a trail of zebras.  Apparently there is a huge art contest/fundraiser where people can create different zebra statues and have them displayed throughout Southampton.  We were able to find ten or so before our friends James and Jules showed up and we caught the ferry to Isle of Wight.  
Netley Abbey
I will concede that panoramas make stuff look cooler!
Found an old style Merchant's House that has been preserved in the middle of the city
Apparently Southampton is known for it's Zebras, there are about 50 spread throughout the city, each with a unique design.  Finding them all is kind of like Pokemon Go, except that they're real....
Isle of Wight ended up being a lot more massive than we initially anticipated, so one weekend was not enough to cover the entire island.  Since we didn't get in until late the first afternoon, we decided to just head to our campsite, pitch our tents, and have a little picnic on the beach.  Luckily my brother Josh has brought us some graham crackers, so we were able to introduce Jules and James to the s'more!

For those of you that don't know what a s'more is, it's a traditional campfire treat for Americans.  You take a graham cracker, put a piece of chocolate on it, then cover the chocolate with a toasted marshmallow, and then top it with another graham cracker.  Life doesn't get much better than having a few drinks, watching the sunset, and hanging out with friends around a campfire.  
Our super awesome camping grounds on Isle of Wight!
Just a man and his dog at sunset.  You really don't need much in life to be happy :)
The gulls flying with such ease, no time to feel the breeze, they got so many possibilities...
We spent the next day exploring the north and west coast of the island.  We again decided to use our English Heritage passes and checked out Yarmouth Castle.  It's not really a castle per se, it's actually more of a guard tower.  Around the outer perimeter lies a little courtyard that has a couple of cannons overlooking the water, so it's a pretty cool view.  After the castle we made our way over to the western part of the island via an open bus tour to a place called Needles.  The Needles are a series of long, sinewy rocks that jut out of the ocean in a straight line.   They're nothing too exciting, it's kind of just your typical tourist attraction.

After taking the many stairs down to view them and making our way up, we hopped back on a bus to go grab some lunch.  We also tried making it to one last castle for the evening, but unfortunately the last entry was 3 minutes before we arrived!  Such is life.  We ended up going to a pub and grabbing a few pints before heading back for our last night in the tents.  James and Jules had to head back to London early in the morning, but Sarah and I took the day off, so we ended up going to Osborne House, which is where the Royals stay when they visit Isle of Wight.  

Someday I'm gonna take over one of these palaces!  It was definitely a good spot to conclude our time there.  Upon leaving the island, we decided to take a ferry back to Portsmouth this time, as it was the place my mother was born.  Crazily enough, we were able to find the flat that she grew up in, since it was only a 5 minute walk from the docks.  After a few hours in Portsmouth, we had to head back to our jobs in London, but luckily we had another camping trip planned to Inverness a few weeks later!

James and Jules enjoying a feast of plastic food props
Osborne House - The royal family's residence on Isle of Wight
Found the flat from whence my mother came!  Not too shabby!
Spinnaker Tower
Long ago, before I grew into a man and my mustache grew to the full thickness that inspires so much wonder, I was but a young child.  Well, just a normal 8 year old with a 6 pack, incredible calves, and latissimus dorsi that most grown men can only dream of.   I knew that a day would come that I would need to find a mythical beast, whether it be a Chupacabra, Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster.  Ever since I arrived in London, I have been waiting to go to Inverness.  I don't know why it took me so long to make it up, but I'm glad I finally got to see it.

The city in itself is pretty cool, especially the view from the castle that overlooks the river.  Unfortunately you are not allowed to go into the castle as it's a government building now (How do I get a job working there?).  We only had one night to spend in Inverness before having to navigate our way down to the lake using the public bus system.  You'd think that it'd be easy to get around the lake but it is definitely not easy without a car.  You can go a few hours without finding a bus going in your direction and if it's full, they won't even let you on to stand.  Talk about hectic!  Luckily we were able to make our way to Castle Urqhart and then down to Fort Augustus after a few hiccups.
I found a unicorn, but could I find Nessie?
Urqhart Castle
Such a beautiful place, I love Scotland. I would move here in a heartbeat!
Sneaking a peak at the trebuchet
Fort Augustus is a town at the southern tip of the Loch, which conveniently has a campground, so we had our second camping excursion in the UK!  After getting our tent set up again, we decided to do a night cruise on the lake since we wanted to get out on the water at least once.  Loch Ness is absolutely massive, as it contains more water than all of the other lakes in England and Wales combined!  The lake was created via water that melted from glaciers running down the surrounding hillsides.  The water also has so much sediment in it that you can't actually see anything if you were to scuba dive.  As soon as you shine a light, it just reflects right back at you, making it impossible to see underwater, which is why it's impossible to say definitively that Nessie does not exist!

It's apparently also the perfect place to dump a body, because you cannot actually float in the Loch, as you can in a normal body of water.  So it's impossible to see anything down there and bodies don't come back up... I think we all know where I'll end up if I upset Sarah.  After the cruise we played pool and had a few drinks before heading back to our campsite, which actually had a bar featuring live music!  The Scottish know how to do it right.  

Fort Augustus
You can't come to Loch Ness and not get out on the water!
We are going to have an amazing travel shelf when we finally settle down somewhere!
One last look at Scotland.  Hopefully we make it back!
Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end and we had to fly back home and get back to work.  Inverness was an awesome way to send off Scotland, but our next trip was even more epic!  If you want to find out how we fared against elephants, crocodiles, baboons, lions, and the river of chaos, you'll have to check out the next blog!


Random GoPros
I got my hands in my pockets.  And I'm crossing my fingers... 
Being ridiculous with Jules and James!
Such a cool shot
Osborne House on Isle of Wight
I'm pretty sure this garden is worth more than my life.
The flat my mother grew up in, in all it's GoPro Glory.  Pretty crazy to think she left the UK for the US in her 20s and then I did the opposite.  Like bookends we are.  Maybe I didn't fall too far from the tree after all...
A perfect night :)
I can't believe how much of this world I've seen.  I'm far too lucky
I never imagined how huge the Loch actually is.  It's about a mile wide on average and 23 miles long.  
And I wonder.... If everything could ever feel this real forever, if anything could ever be this good again.  The only thing I'll ever ask of you, you gotta promise not to stop when I say when.......
 Sarah and Sean's Sensational Stockpile of Snappy Snaps
Feels good to have the backpack on again!!!
I believe this is what people call 'picture perfect'
Never was on time, yeah I once was mine.  But that was long ago and darlin' I don't mind... 
I don't want to change your mind, I don't want to change the world.  I just want to know you're alright, I've got to know you're all alright.  Cus we are young darlin', for now but not for long...
I know a thing or two about pitching a tent...
Saving hundreds of quid by sleeping in our tent instead of hotels!!!
Don't say nothing about keeping a man under control!
Eating s'mores on the beach!  Fun Fact - it's called a s'more, because you always want "some more".

Looking like a happy camper
When it comes to beleving in the monster... I know it's crazy to believe in silly things...But it's not that easy!
Somewhere along the lines it went from being my camera to our camera to her camera.... The our camera stage was the shortest, clocking in at about four seconds.
To lure in Nessie you require bait and I'm the master of temptation.  I guess that makes me Nessie's master bait.
Her head was totally blocking out Nessie in this photo.  Rookie mistake.
Weirdo
Drunken Ness on the Left, Happy Ness on the Right, and Lovely Ness in the middle :)
I think we found the Loch Ness Seanster!
Oh dear God, please don't let there be two of her!!!!
Winding down with some pool
Home is wherever I'm with you :)